What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.