What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.