What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.