What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.