What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.