What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.