How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles