How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.