How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...