Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.