What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.