Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold."
Flu-catcher bread
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A Polysneezin.
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold !
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
Phlegmish
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
A stand up driver.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Toad was a fungi.
Look! No hands!
Stephen Hawking
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
He nose what he's doing
Nostrildamus
Ending them.
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
I don't know either he told me to askew!"
PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.
