Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
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One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold."
Flu-catcher bread
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
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A Polysneezin.
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold !
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
Phlegmish
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Chilly chili
Cold chili.
The bread has more culture.
Nothing. We're on reddit
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
So they can speak more fluently
He just wasn't into resting.
For resisting a rest.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Bring two Mormons.
You get to meet new people everyday.
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