Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."