Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Where do most black people work?

In jail

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.