What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Turned down 4 watt

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats