What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.