What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.