What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!