What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.