What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

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What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!