Terminator Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor?

The Terminator

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.