Terminator Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor?

The Terminator

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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DIR

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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A pot roast

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH