What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.