Why is the next Windows version 10 and ...

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!