Why was 9 afraid of 20?

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM