Why was 9 afraid of 20?

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off