What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.