What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.