Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What number is higher than infinity?

420

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.