Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh