How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.