How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.