They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
You shoot the guy pushing it.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
An ATM machine
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Because he said he was pro Bono.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Because it's the future.