Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Republicans Jokes More Republicans Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.