Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Republicans Jokes More Republicans Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.