Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Republicans Jokes More Republicans Jokes

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.