Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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Because it was charged with battery!

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Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...