What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/