Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.