What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment