What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.