What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.