How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating