How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.