What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !