What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!