Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...