A: Her batteries were dead.
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
She was hit by a bus
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Battery
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
A bright eye deer.
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
