A: Her batteries were dead.
Because deep down they're good people
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
AAA
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Delighted.
