How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.