How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!