How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!