How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ?

Carrie a torch !