How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it