How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?

They both give their relatives rim jobs.