Cello!
Microsoft Word.
A merry Christmas to ewe
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Cello?
A napkin.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it