How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.