Viola.
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A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
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Because she was his relative
A: The vegetable garden.
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
They both want to bury their bone.
Pawpular!
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
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