Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.