By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Everywhere.
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
A field of corn.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A: A violator.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
