Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B