Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap