Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap