Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.