Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.