Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh