Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!