What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.