What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

because she was a woman!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.