Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.