Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.