What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...