What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Fetus.

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Little.

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A low blow

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C4

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He has so many Bishops!

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The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

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The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.