Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!