Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!