Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !