Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !