What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.