What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains