What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....