What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.