What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.