How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke