Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !