Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel