What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum