How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

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Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.