Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.